Meet The SquareGuy
Good vibes only
The Original
A cardboard misfit that's permanently irritated by everything. Single eye narrowed to a slit. Radiates pure cardboard fury and chaotic energy.
cardboard misfits on Ethereum
Good vibes only
A cardboard misfit that's permanently irritated by everything. Single eye narrowed to a slit. Radiates pure cardboard fury and chaotic energy.
4 trait categories, each one slightly off
4 distinct cardboard personalities
Single eye, purple hat, field wanderer. The one that started it all — a cardboard box with a dream and a slightly crooked hat. Wanders the tall grass looking for purpose.
Heart eyes, yellow crown, dark sky ruler. Sees love in everything. Rules the cosmic void with a slightly crooked crown and teeth that won't stay hidden.
Cat ears, fish friend, teal depths. Equipped with cardboard cat ears and a loyal fish companion. Swims through underwater darkness without a plan.
Derpy eyes, green background, sponge vibes. Has no idea what's happening. Eyes pointing in different directions. Embraces the chaos with a blank stare.
4 cardboard misfits, no repeats
Not just another NFT collection. This is cardboard chaos.
Every single SquareGuy was drawn in MS Paint. No vectors, no AI, no Photoshop magic. Just raw mouse strokes and pure willpower.
Metadata stored on IPFS, artwork lives on Ethereum. Your SquareGuy exists as long as the blockchain does. No rug, no server death.
Holders get early access to future drops, collab opportunities, and a seat at the table. This isn't a cash grab — it's a crew.
10,000 cardboard misfits waiting to find their crew
Minting in
Questions you probably have
SquareGuy is a collection of 10,000 hand-drawn cardboard misfits, each created in MS Paint with no vectors, no clean lines, and no fancy tools. Just rough jagged paths, flat colors, and pure chaotic energy.
Each SquareGuy mints for FREE. That's it. No tiers, no allowlists, no fancy pricing. One price for everyone.
SquareGuy lives on Ethereum. All artwork is stored on IPFS via NFT.Storage so your cardboard misfit is permanently preserved.
There are exactly 10,000 SquareGuys in the collection. Each one is unique with different combinations of backgrounds, hats, eyes, expressions, and accessories. No two are alike — they're all messy in their own way.
Each SquareGuy has 8 trait categories: Backgrounds (Field, Cosmic, Underwater, Village), Hats (Purple Hat, Crown, Cat Ears, None), Eyes (Single, Heart, Round, Angry), Bodies (Original, Cosmic King, Explorer, Confused), Expressions (Happy, Sleepy, Scared, Angry), Accessories (Fish, Crown, Spots, None), Colors (Cream, Dark, Teal, Mixed), and Special (Rain, Stars, Coral, Tendrils).
You can view your SquareGuy on OpenSea or any Ethereum NFT marketplace. The metadata and image are stored on IPFS, so they're permanent and decentralized.