📜 SquareGuy Whitepaper

Hand-Drawn Cardboard Misfits on Ethereum

Abstract

SquareGuy is a collection of 10,000 unique, hand-drawn cardboard characters living on the Ethereum blockchain. Each SquareGuy was individually crafted in MS Paint using nothing but raw mouse strokes, flat colors, and pure creative chaos.

No vectors. No AI. No clean lines. Just pure, unfiltered cardboard energy.

"Every stroke was placed with intention. Every jagged edge was a choice. Every crooked line tells a story."

Vision & Mission

Vision

To create the most authentic, community-driven NFT collection on Ethereum — proving that art doesn't need to be polished to be valuable.

Mission

  • Deliver 10,000 unique hand-drawn characters to holders
  • Build a vibrant community of cardboard enthusiasts
  • Expand the SquareGuy universe through collaborations
  • Maintain 100% on-chain permanence via IPFS

The Collection

Each SquareGuy is a one-of-a-kind cardboard misfit with its own personality, quirks, and slightly crooked accessories.

Trait Categories (4 Total)

CategoryTraitsCount
BackgroundBioluminescent, Blue Waters, Coral Reef, Crystal Cave, Dark Ocean, Deep Forest, Deep Sea, Frozen Depths, Jellyfish Fields, Kelp Forest, Magma Chamber, Night Tide, Pearl Lagoon, Purple Abyss, Rainbow Reef, Sandy Bottom, Seaweed Maze, Shipwreck, Sponge Gardens, Sunset, The Abyss, The Void, Treasure Cove, Underwater Volcano, Volcanic Vent25
ObjectAnchor, Diamond, Krabby Patty, Net, Pizza, Skull, Star, Sword, Treasure Chest, Trident10
WingsAngel Wings, Bat Wings, Ghost Wings, No Wings, Robot Wings5
HatBeanie, Crown, No Hat, Party Hat, Pirate Hat, Top Hat, Viking Helmet, Wizard Hat8

Character Types

  • The Original — A cardboard misfit that's permanently irritated by everything. Single eye narrowed to a slit.
  • The Cosmic King — Heart eyes, yellow crown, ruler of the void.
  • The Explorer — Cat ears, fish friend, underwater adventurer.
  • The Confused — Derpy eyes, blank stare, embraces chaos.

Legal Disclaimer

SquareGuy is a digital art collection. Ownership of a SquareGuy grants the holder a license to use, display, and commercialize their specific NFT. The SquareGuy brand and intellectual property remain with the project.

This whitepaper is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice. Cryptocurrency and NFT investments carry inherent risks.

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SquareGuy — Est. 2026

Built with cardboard and dreams
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